- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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