Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Sloths

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Sex

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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