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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

An Asian with a big dick.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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