- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

roak

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

This is an anti-joke.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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