what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

your no better than a cockroach

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