Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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