- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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