- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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