Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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I love alchohol!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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