did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why are balck people black because they are

your face

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

salad days!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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