What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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