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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why are white people white? I don't know

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Cripples are lame.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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