- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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