How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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