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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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