Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Sir, your wife is dead

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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