- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What is white and long? A New York winter

Can anyone Lenin money?

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