Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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the NAACP

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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