- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

oh hey.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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