- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i found waldo.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Good job, son.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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