- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Women's Rights..

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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