- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

I have cancer. And you're next.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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