- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

poopy is poopy

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Justin Beiber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

George W. Bush

What do you call an blank test? an F

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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