- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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