- Anti Joke

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.