- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

So these two girls have a cup .

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