What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Small Penis.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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poopy is poopy

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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