- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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