- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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