What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Your're racist.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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