Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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