How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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