- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

nolan is gay

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A black student graduated High School

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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