- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Nobody cares maddie!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

hers a joke... japanese people

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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