Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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