- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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