- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

This is an anti- joke

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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