What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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