How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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NEVER

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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