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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what are three short words? i a am

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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