your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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