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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

So a horse walks into a barn.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

your mum

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

miha kako si?

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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