Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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pudding

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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