A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Anti Joke

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