- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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