- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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