- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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