- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Knock knock. Its open.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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