- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Who wants water? I do.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

why did katy fall off her bike?

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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