I like school Said no one ever.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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