- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Obama = ebola

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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