- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Poop

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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