Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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diarrhea.

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João Duarte reads this.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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