Chuck Norris.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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