- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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