- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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