A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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