- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's blue? The sky.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Hello

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??