Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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a. why? b. because

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Good afternoon.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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