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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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