A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Homo say what?

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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