A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Nickelback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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