If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Guest what? Dog

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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