- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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