- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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