- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What is my name? I dont know

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

what looks like a banana? a penis

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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