- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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