What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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I <3 Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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