- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Please don't shoot me

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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