whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

No antijoke here.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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