- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

A car walks into a bar.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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