Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What is white and black and red all over.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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