Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What comes after 69? 70

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women's rights.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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