Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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whats white jizz

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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