What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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