- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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