u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Anti Joke

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