- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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