- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Knock knock Fuck off!

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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