- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Skinny people fart less.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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