- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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