- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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