Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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i have two hands.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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nolan is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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