- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Pickles are moist.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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