Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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