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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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