- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

I think everybody should have a penis.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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