- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Julian Ha.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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