- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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