A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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tea with milk?

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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