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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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