Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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