- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Communism hehe xd

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

I am a mime

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??