- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

you gay?

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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